Monday, December 22, 2014

The Album is a Cat

Shifty's Top Music of 2014
(in order!)

#5 Ought: More Than Any Other Day 
So underrated
I made a joke, ha
You ought to listen to this

#4 Run The Jewels: Run the Jewels 2
Run them jewels fast!
Fuckboys need not apply
Unhealthy combination

#3 Cloud Nothings: Here and Nowhere Else
I love this shit, dawg 
I cry every time
Dylan Baldi is the man
#2 Protomartyr: Under Color of Official Right
Post-Punk from Detroit
Lyrics are the bomb
Singer eats nails for breakfast

#1 Nothing: Guilty of Everything
Metal and Shoegaze
Guilty of greatness
A perfect combination

Sunday, December 21, 2014

Rabbit's Picks

Rabbit's Top Music of 2014
(in no particular order)

The Afghan Whigs: Do To the Beast
Sex and violence, no
self pity, only knowing
Winks and alcohol

Angel Olsen: Burn Your Fire For No Witness
Vulnerable and
Sultry, a siren sinking
Ships; she's lonely too

Bleachers: Strange Desire
Confessional pop
Joyous and wild; it'll get
Better, I promise

St Vincent: St Vincent
Indie fey princess
Subverting tropes; guitar god
Hard as bone or ice

Friday, December 19, 2014

Young Brad's a Poet/He Has Written Some Haiku/Critique His Lame Ass

Brad's Top Music of 2014
(in no particular order)

Frankie Cosmos: Zentropy
Her name is Greta
Her Dad is semi-famous
Her Man is a Porch

Mac DeMarco: Salad Days
Only smokes Viceroy
Puts drumsticks in his butthole
Likes lettuce way too much

Kishi Bashi: Lighght
Steak Steak Steak Steak Steak
The Steak is a gentleman
Steak Steak Steak Steak Steak

Sun Kil Moon: Benji
He has a big dick
War on Drugs has dibs on it
Fuck beer commercials

Death Grips: "Inanimate Sensation"
They're still together
They still sound like Satan's taint
Fuck I hate haiku

Tuesday, November 25, 2014


Christ, I love Lorde's music. Sheezz, the hair in the hotel clips--she's also preternaturally gorgeous. I've still got warm feelings for ladies in pompadours.

Friday, November 21, 2014

We've reached $69 in pocket change donations in a single month for our Almost Home Humane Society drive! Let's see if we can reach $100 by Black Friday! Don't forget: when you come in for your limited edition vinyl, bring food/toys/blankets/money for our Save the Animals drive!