A Surprise Review of the New Surprise Strokes EP

By Shifty (Employee Person)

I like surprises. I also like The Strokes. They are my favorite band, and they have been my favorite band for the past 10 years. I feel like I am fully qualified to make a review of this new Strokes Future Present Past EP. Or not..... who knows??????

Close Your Eyes And Count To Meow

Fancy Feast© your eyes and ears on these early samples of Meow the Jewels. I don't think it would be presumptuous to call this the finest example of feline-based hip hop since Cat City. EL-P has been hard at work on his portion of the album, and will have help from Dan the Automator, The Alchemist, and Zola Jesus. The album is clearly already a contender for GOAT, and that was before announcement of the inclusion of Lil Bub's dulcet meows. Don't let these poor kittens' work go to waste.