Thanks again to Sweden.
Friday, March 13, 2009
EMI Should Choke on a Bag of Dicks
After a nearly 40-year long working relationship, EMI summarily dismissed us along with who knows how many other independent accounts (both single-location and small chain accounts) on Friday, March 6th.
Like UNI some ten years ago, EMI has evidently determined that a healthy bottom line and pay raises for a coterie of executives can only be maintained by trimming accounts to reduce total number of per-week shipments and by dumping as many non-essential front-line personnel (a.k.a. customer service, sales, and fulfillment people) as possible.
Unlike UNI some ten years ago, EMI is not a healthy (albeit supremely evil) recording company with a roster of money making artists. Coldplay and an unstable crew of cowboys and christians just can't hork up the kinda moolah that UNI's urban division alone was projectile vomitting throughout the tail end of the 90's when UNI told all small fry (retailers and artists alike) to suck hind tit.
Nevertheless, by way of heartfelt reminisence, here's the age-appropriately sized Sex Pistols from 2003 to kiss away the crocodile tears from our eyes. I can only hope that what EMI has done to Caroline someone else (probably UNI) will soon do to them.
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Rediscovered Music: Yo La Tengo's Fakebook

Bar None, 1990
It's as hard for me to accept that this album is 17 years old as it will be for fans of 2006's I'm Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass to believe that it's a Yo La Tengo product. No electric geetar noise, no atmospheric organ drones, no thumped out repetitive bass lines, and no tracks more than four minutes long (3:33 to be accurate), Fakebook is 40 minutes worth of gentle, sing-along-worthy songs performed by people clearly more infatuated with the tunes than with themselves.
Fakebook was a pleasant surprise even back in 1990 when it was first released, but it was an easier fit in the Yo La Tengo canon because only three other sorta full length releases had preceded it [Ride the Tiger (1986), New Wave Hot Dogs (1987), and President Yo La Tengo (1989)], and most people outside of Jersey or far from the NYC/DC corridor didn't hear all of Tiger until Matador Records re-issued the first three LPs on CD in 1996. More to the point, most people's love affair with Yo La Tengo rested squarely on two songs that ended up on President Yo La Tengo, "Barnaby Hardly Working" and "Drug Test," both of which evidenced a feel for songcraft and structure that even today seem more than three years superior to anything on Tiger.
Still and all, what made Fakebook work so well in 1990 was the fact that people who listened to Yo La Tengo back then didn't actually think of Yo La Tengo as a band. We thought exclusively in terms of a young couple of whom we were sincerely fond, Yo La Tengo's core duo of Georgia [Hubley] and Ira [Kaplan]. Ira & Georgia were quietly anti-celebrity (they were from Hoboken, for chrissakes), and they invariably presented themselves in fanzine articles as fans and record collectors who were compelled to play because the music they enjoyed was so dang good they couldn't just sit there. Ira & Georgia had also played acoustic sets together prior to recording Fakebook, with Ira strumming and singing and Georgia brushing away at her drum kit and singing. So Fakebook also served double duty as a light-hearted way to showcase the chops they'd developed over the course of those intimate gigs.
I couldn't find any band-approved sound files of Fakebook tracks on the web, so in lieu of the music samples, here are the liner notes (unsigned but written mostly in first person plural) from the CD insert:
"What Can I Say" is from the CD reissue of Kick Me Hard by one of our favorite bands ever, NRBQ. "Yellow Sarong" is by The Scene is Now, from their first album, Burn All Your Records, on their label, Lost. A really great album, as are their other two, Total Jive and Tonight We Ride--you can never say enough about The Scene is Now. Cat Stevens wrote "Here Comes My Baby" and did a pretty good version of it, too (really), but we didn't hear it until recently. We learned it from the Tremoloes, who had a hit with it somewhere in the '60s. "Emulsified" was the handiwork of Rex Garvin and the Mighty Cravers, and we found it on the incredibly swell compilation At the Party, which no record collection should be without, Candy Records. It'd be difficult to wholeheartedly recommend the Escorts' From the Blue Angel reissue on Edsel, but equally hard to come down on an album with "One to Cry." "Griselda" was sung by Peter Stampfel [who sings and plays on "One to Cry"] on the Rounder album, Have Moicy!, a record only Stephan Wichnewski [a YLT alum from '88-'89] could dislike. "Speeding Motorcycle" is on Daniel Johnston's Yip Jump Music, pressed up by Homestead. "Andalucia" is on John Cale's Paris 1919 (we recorded "Hanky Panky Nohow" from the same LP for a Ruta 66 compilation, with Georgia singing, and maybe that'll be out before too long). "Oklahoma U.S.A." originated with Muswell Hillbillies by Ira's all-time faves, the Kinks. "Tried So Hard" can be found on the Flying Burrito Brothers' 3rd album, the first without Gram Parsons, no classic. Fairport Convention also did it on Heyday; and of course, Gene Clark did it too, but it slips my mind as to where. "You Tore Me Down" is from Shake Some Action by the Flamin' Groovies, and if it's on that CD thing that came out last year, al the more reason to pick one up. And these are our second cracks at "Did I Tell You" and "Barnaby," which can be found on New Wave Hot Dogs and President Yo La Tengo respsectively (as well as together on our de-lux CD)--and we use the word "found" primarily as a figure of speech. Dave's group, the Schramm's, with Al [Geller] on electric bass, just released their Okra LP, Walk to Delphi.

Friday, April 13, 2007
On Sale This Week
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Saturday, March 24, 2007
Four Tets, Two Cats & One Tongues

A live clip makes for a good introduction to Kieran Hebden and Steve Reid's Tongues, especially the YouTube vid below of them playing "Brain," a slightly longer version of a similarly named track on Tongues:
According to the CD's skimpy liner notes: "All tracks are live takes with no overdubs or edits." So if you're a fan of live music (particularly, noisy electronic music), the exaggerated hum of Hebden's amps on every track will be mother's milk to you. If you expect a bit more polish for your pound of flesh, or if you insist on knowing why the album is called Tongues and what's that got to do with the titles of the individual tracks for cripes sake, then you may want to look elsewhere. To the Steve Reid Ensemble's Spirit Walk CD (Soul Jazz, 2005) just maybe, whereon Hebden's electronic squargles are kept at a respectful distance by three or four guys wielding saxophones and another, a really big bass.
Tongues, Hebden and Reid's third recorded one-on-one, plays its faux live set vibe with a heavy hand, but the music is intriguing and demanding enough for repeated listens. Nevertheless, the tension created by electronic noises (structured and unstructured) in contest with a veteran soul-bearing rhythm machine can't please everyone. To cut to the chase, the following people should exercise caution (and not only when driving alone):
- Four Tet fans who like melodic electronics with their easy beats
- Steve Reid fans who like to hear his drumming
- Jazz purists who dream of busting up John Zorn's studio
- Noise purists who think drum kits are a rationalist fetish
- Anyone for whom the sound of a miked amp is an unwelcome trigger to violence
Monday, March 19, 2007
Grinderman

Until Nick Cave's new garage band project comes to life on this side of the Atlantic on April 10th, you'll need to make do with the band's myspace page for previews of the album's most dramatic cuts.
Click on the banner in the right sidebar to be hijacked to Grinderman's too too Flashy homepage. Click the link below to preview three tracks on the band's myspace page:
And check out the YouTube clips below: an interview featuring Nick as the other Unknown Hinson and a bit of live footage.