Young Brad's a Poet/He Has Written Some Haiku/Critique His Lame Ass

Brad's Top Music of 2014

(in no particular order)

Frankie Cosmos: Zentropy

Her name is Greta

Her Dad is semi-famous

Her Man is a Porch

Mac DeMarco: Salad Days

Only smokes Viceroy

Puts drumsticks in his butthole

Likes lettuce way too much

Kishi Bashi: Lighght

Steak Steak Steak Steak Steak

The Steak is a gentleman

Steak Steak Steak Steak Steak

Sun Kil Moon: Benji

He has a big dick

War on Drugs has dibs on it

Fuck beer commercials

Death Grips: "Inanimate Sensation"

They're still together

They still sound like Satan's taint

Fuck I hate haiku

Yellow

Christ, I love Lorde's music. Sheezz, the hair in the hotel clips--she's also preternaturally gorgeous. I've still got warm feelings for ladies in pompadours.

We've reached $69 in pocket change donations in a single month for our Almost Home Humane Society drive! Let's see if we can reach $100 by Black Friday! Don't forget: when you come in for your limited edition vinyl, bring food/toys/blankets/money for our Save the Animals drive!

Entertainment Value

Which Afghan Whigs Song are You?

Throwback Thursday: Remember when this song was popular for about a week and a half?

Huevos

This video is all kinds of amazing.  (That said, if someone smashed a breakfast I had just made like that, breakfast wouldn't wait. If you know what I mean.)

Slinky Slink Like It's 1998 All Over Again

Celebrate Adore's reissue in style: throw on your best black frock 

and slink like it's going out of style.